Frazzle
(aka James Fry)
I convince computers to do things they don't want to do, and I hit piano keys until people either clap or leave. Sometimes both.
Software Consultant
I've been professionally asking 'have you tried turning it off and on again' since 1997 (nearly 30 years!). Started before Google existed, so I had to actually read the manual. Now I'm pretty good at figuring out which Stack Overflow answer to copy.
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I peaked at 17. First, I played piano at a garden party at Highgrove for the King (before he was King) with infinite strawberries and cream. Then I got on international telly playing in a big band at Hyde Park for the Veterans Tea Dance - very distant relatives in Australia saw it, which means I've technically 'made it'. It's been downhill ever since, but at least now I get paid to make drunk uncles think they can dance at weddings.
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