Frazzle
I convince computers to do things they don't want to do, and I hit piano keys until people either clap or leave. Sometimes both.
Software Consultant
I've been professionally asking 'have you tried turning it off and on again' since 1997 (nearly 30 years!). Started before Google existed, so I had to actually read the manual. Now I'm pretty good at figuring out which Stack Overflow answer to copy. I've worked at places with impressive names, which sounds fancy until you realise I was mostly just staring at YAML files.
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I peaked at 17 when I had tea with the King (before he was King) at Highgrove and got on international telly. It's been downhill ever since, but at least now I get paid to make drunk uncles think they can dance at weddings. I've supported some properly good musicians who were very polite about having to share a stage with me.
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