The Music Stuff
Professional noise maker since whenever I started
I peaked at 17. First, I played piano at a garden party at Highgrove for the King (before he was King) with infinite strawberries and cream. Then I got on international telly playing in a big band at Hyde Park for the Veterans Tea Dance - very distant relatives in Australia saw it, which means I've technically 'made it'. It's been downhill ever since, but at least now I get paid to make drunk uncles think they can dance at weddings.
The Bands
The Brotherhood
We play at weddings and make drunk uncles think they can dance. Responsible for countless embarrassing wedding videos since 2009.
Visit websiteThe Sisterhood
Like The Brotherhood but with better hair and superior harmonies. We're the ones they book when they want it to look classy.
Crescendo Big Band
18 people trying to play the same song at the same time. We succeed more often than you'd expect. Mostly swing, jazz standards, and the occasional moment of actual musical competence.
Beyond the Stage
I can also make noise in a recording studio. Remote sessions available for people who don't want me in their actual building.
Session Recording
I'll play piano on your track. Probably the right notes.
Commercial Work
Music for adverts, films, and other things that need sounds.
Arranging
I can write music down. Sometimes people can even read it.